i didn't notice that i haven't updated in 4 months.
new things: me and landon got married. it's fun. i went to emerald downs for the first time last weekend and it was just about the funnest thing ever. i discovered that i don't, in fact, hate led zeppelin like i always thought i did. that one shook me pretty hard. i'm really bummered out about the gilmore girls. but this one really cracks me up.
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc) 2. Put it on shuffle 3. Press play 4. For every question, type the song that's playing 5. When you go to a new question, press the next button 6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool...
1. Opening Credits: "Ain't that mellow mellow"- Willie Hutch
2. Waking Up: "White Unicorn" - Wolfmother
3. First Day At School: "In-a-gadda-davida" - Iron Butterfly (what?)
4. Falling In Love: "Your Love" - Kylie Minogue
5. Fight Song: "Stuntin' Like My Daddy" -Birdman & Lil Wayne
6. Breaking Up: "I'd Rather Be With You" - Bootsy Collins
7. Prom: "Gimme Some More" - Busta Rhymes
8. Life: "Short People" - Randy Newman (ain't that the truth.)
9. Mental Breakdown: "Brief Candles" - The Zombies
10. Driving: "Raining Blood" - Slayer
11. Flashback: "Tootsie Roll" - 69 Boyz
12. Getting back together: "Ruff Ryders Anthem" - DMX
13. Losing your virginity: "Da Dip" - Freak Nasty
14. Wedding: "Say Liza (With a Z)" - Liza Minnelli (there was a time when i dreamed of having liza officiate at my wedding. no, really)
15. Birth of Child: "Wages of Sin" - Damien Jurado & Rosie Thomas
16. Final Battle: "Me So Horny" - 2 Live Crew
17. Funeral Song: "River Deep Mountain High" - Tina Turner (actually not a bad idea, as this is my favorite song of all time)
18. End Credits: "God Give Me Strength" -Elvis Costello & Burt Bacharach
i am so excited about this shit, i can barely deal. also, i'm pretty sure about a third of those dudes are closeted as fuck. which makes sense, being that new york almost out-gays the gays on occasion.
it's distracting. and it gets way worse when he talks. i feel like i'm in high school and we finally got a hot algebra teacher. i ain't learnin' shit, y'all.
i'm pretty sure gwen ifill knows how i feel.
i wish i knew how to photoshop so i could insert my head and heart shooting between us. you get the idea.
my boyfriend teaches third grade in a school that is, like 50% mexican. there's a kid in his class named marvin who supposedly doesn't speak any english. on the first day of class when they were coming up with class rules, he handed landon a post-it note that said "no cic pipo en the nat." when landon asked him what that meant, he said, "no kick people in the nuts!" i think the kid just needs a tutor.
1. the new Justin Timberlake album! he is so very serious about bringing sexy back.
2. Kiva! it's this awesome non-profit org that gives microloans to people in developing countries. you can contribute as little as $25, and you eventually get it back! that way, even though you're poor, you can help people that are way poorer! awesome! go check them out at: www.kiva.org
dudes, last night there was a BLACK BEAR roaming around the u. district!! that's like, the 10th bear to wander into a western washington residential area in about a week!! what the fuck is up with the bears?!?! i'm scared to go to the grocery store!! i actually might run into a bear!!!!
what if this dude is hanging out in front of madison market?!?! shit is fucked up!!!
man alive. i just finished babysitting a 6-month old, and i am exhausted. the only thing i don't like about babies is thta they cannot tell you what the fuck they want. phew.
yesterday i got a marriage proposal. at DSHS. he had me at 'you look just like janet jackson!!" which i do not. then he sang a little bit of Control. but alas, i am spoken for. maybe he sensed that i haven't washed my hair in almost a month and thought i was ready to marry a hobo.
last night i realized that for the most part i am attracted to men that look like they haven't bathed for three days, and have strong eyebrows. what evolutionary need does that fulfill? maybe my body thinks they have been hunting and haven't had time to bathe? and that their well-formed eyebrows keep sweat out of their eyes, so they can see lots of animals?
i just saw the rockettes on the today show. did you know that those bitches are even more boring than that "dude building a log cabin in the woods" show on pbs? WOW!! i think i just died inside a little. i'm all for institutions and traditions and shit, but fuck! that shit is obsolete! can you imagine living in a time when some gams and a little glimpse of crotch was risque? i'm at a loss, here.
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